While out partying.....

 just remember,  too much, could leave you looking like this fella.........

LEARN YOUR LIMITS PEOPLE!!!

Ghosts of Christmas past......

Isnt it strange how certain movies, smells, tastes and music can take you back in time?? Sometimes to a happy time and place, and sometimes to not so happy times and places.  Sometimes,  the memories come back so strong that they hit you like a ton of bricks.  Christmas time usually does that to me.  It is my birthday, and it is pretty dang near to when I had my son (Jan. 8)  so its full of memories. 
As I sit here at work,  I have my ipod playing and a song came on,  and there it was,  the brick wall......
 I was taken back to when I was 17 years old, and very very pregnant, living with the sperm donor.
Most of my memories of him are of things Id rather forget.  But not this one.  This was our first Christmas living together,  and it was nice.
We had a Christmas party at the house, and everyone was there,  family and friends, there was music and booze,  and everyone was just happy.  The entire house was loaded with christmas lights,  and we were loaded with excitement for the baby that was coming.  That was a time in my life when I was truly happy,  you know, the joy that comes with innocence.  The innocence that you have when you honestly believe that things will be that wonderful for the rest of your life.  The peace that you have BEFORE you have kids to start worrying about. 
I guess its kinda nice to remember that not everything with him was bad,  there was love,  there was happiness.  There was hope for a future together, raising our baby to be. 
Things happen,  and life goes on,  but im glad I heard that song just now.  It made me smile.

Fridays Freakin Five

In accordance with the foul mood I have just been placed in,  Fridays five has been shoved into fridays freakin five.....................

1.  Assholes that cheat on their wives,  while spending the entire work day on the phone with their stupid assed sancha (sancha = spanish slang word for  "whore on the side") lying to her pretending that he is the owner of the company,  MEANWHILE, the rest of the company sits around and waits on said asshole to actually do his job so that the rest of us can do ours....
2.  Bosses that tolerate #1.
3.  Christmas music played in September.  Im already sick of the stuff.
4.  Being the company coffee maker,  (because you are the only one down here that can actually brew a decent cup)  It would be freakin nice if there was a hot pot of coffee waiting on me for a change.
5.  junk email filters.....yes,  I actually enjoy hearing how I can make my woman scream with a penis enlargement...