Thursday, October 27, 2011

A little insight.........

I once had a nice little "ditty" describing me.......but alas, its gone forever, and I need to write a new one.

Where did the name Choleesa come from??
An  asian "Round Table Pizza" owner who could not (not even to save his own life) say my name,  so when he tried, it sounded like............Choleesa.............

I like to write......(I briefly had dreams of being a writer, but alas,  WHAT would I write about.....)
I love to take pictures...........every chance I get..........(I like taking pictures of myself, so I guess that makes me a tad bit vain)

I work for a company that sells screws, and artificial vaginas...........(quite fitting) 

I have been described as spicy,  volatile,  outspoken,  feisty and flavorful........(these, coming from my friends)
Ive also been called other things, but my favorite has always been CRAZY BITCH!!

Oddly enough,  I dont think Im all that crazy,  (I actually find myself to be kinda dull.)

 (OK,  here, I look a little crazy.)

My favorite description of me...........(self described of course)...............

A Potty mouth with great legs.................and I do got great legs..........I got a pretty nice rack too!!

 (SEE!!! I told you they were great legs.)


But my potty mouth is my favorite.......I love when I just go off on a tirade of bad words....
(I try to sensor myself here cause.....well.....Im not sure why actually........)
ranting and raving with foul words brings me pleasure, makes me smile.....(sick, I know)

I am married, although, sometimes, I like to pretend like Im not............ (going on 12 years)
Im a mother..............(got knocked up at 16)
I like to pretend Im a M.I.L.F........but I guess someone else would have to verify that............
and for some reason, I feel the need to just put ALL my business out there for the world to read.
 

I do have a big heart.  If I love you, then I LOVE you....to the point of obsession.
But if I hate you..........well,  its with the passion of a million fiery suns!!
I dont have many friends, but the few that I have  possess my complete loyalty...........like..............

Id be the one they'd call to help them bury the body -  Id bring the shovel, and the booze!! (cause you gotta be a tad bit tipsy to bury a body,  at least I have always been.....)
Id back them up in a fight, cause I know they'd do the same for me. 
My standard in friendship might be kinda high,  (maybe thats why I only have a handful of friends)......but I believe the saying  "friends are the family that you get to choose"  and I want my friends to be loyal to a fault.  

Always on my side, right or wrong.  
I want my friends to laugh with me, cry with me, laugh at me, and make others cry on my behalf......I dont think thats asking too much.

Dont mess with my kids........I got mama bear syndrome to the extreme!!!!
when it comes to them.................well, if you hurt them,  you better fucking run..............

In fact, dont mess with anything that I call mine...............

I WILL HURT YOU.............


My favorite color is purple, I was born on Christmas Day,  I like to read,  and I love music........any kind of music, (bring on the guitar!!!!!)
Im diabetic, and I refuse to give up chocolate...........

Yup,  I think that pretty much sums me up.

(I'd be my friend if I could)

14 comments:

  1. That's a lot of qualifications... I can't compete... except for the fierce momma bear syndrome and the love of chocolate! I'm highly competitive in both those areas!

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  2. It all looks edible to me xoxoxo

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  3. Love your blog. Witty and funny. Most blogs suck. A little unfair though .. .your legs are HOT.

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  4. I'm totally with you on the friends thing....if you are in; you are IN. I get that. I'm the same way.

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  5. You gave us the GAMS, but no rack ??

    I feel short changed.....

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  6. Mrs. A. I guess it is alot of qualifications, but Im well worth it.
    Nixabn, feel free to munch!!
    Barfly, thank you very much, I try!!
    Gigi, kindred souls!!
    Heff, I gotta throw it out in pieces, I dont want my world to get porno-ish..........

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  7. Funny, I'm married, but sometimes my wife pretends I'm not.

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  8. You do have great legs, I must say.

    I'm kind of the same when it comes to friends - either be a good friend or don't be my friend at all.

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  9. Hahaha.

    It seems we have a few things in common, except I have short fat legs and I was named after a wartime comic strip character (jane). I wasn't born on Xmas day, but I am a purple loving capricorn too.

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  10. Had to come back for another looksie. Love those legs. xo

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  11. I think this is the best 'little insight' I have ever had into someone elses life!
    You have a quite a few traits that I definitely possess.
    I like you.

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  12. @ A.K......I KNEW it was you!!!!!!!!!!

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