After Christmas sale

Anyone besides me ever have a hard time coming up with good titles??

Anyways,  Im off work all week.....woo hoo,  no fucking dilda!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday to me!!!!

Yes  people,  my birthday came and went, with only one happy birthday from my blog friends...ahem.

Oh well, dont feel too bad people,  I woke up, and there was no key to a house under the tree,  no brand spanking new black Cadi in the driveway......sucks to be me.

I did go out to happy hour with a few friends on Friday night, only to get the worlds worst fucking waitress, who told me I looked way too mature to be 21...yeah, thats right, conversation went something like this:

"its her birthday"
"oh, really how old are you?"
"21"
confused stare by 50 something year old skank
"no, your not 21, you look way too..............mature, for that"
"um, excuse me?" (said with some serious attitude)
"oh no, you dont look old, but you are definitely mature"
"and you are definitely not getting a tip"

stupid bitch.

Saturday night on the way home from my brother in laws house,  we hit a dog,  a rather large dog........ hit, then ran over with both the front and back tires......it was dark and we were doing 50........ in the companys brand new truck......... dead dog, dented bumper.....

On Monday,  we went out to eat at the worlds largest chinese food buffet......(I will say it is about the most exciting thing to happen to me so far) 
Apparently I was wearing a shirt that was completely see through in the flourescent lights.........guess that explains all the new friends I made in the mongolian bar-b-q line.....

Thats all I got for now..... Ill see y'all in a couple of days.