Monday, December 19, 2011

My birthday beast.

I just turned down my celebratory birthday lunch.
(my birthday isnt until the 25th for those of you who DONT pay attention)

Its tradition around here....everyone pitches in and buys a person lunch for their birthday.
(big spenders)

I just turned mine down.

I found out they invited the Dilda to participate.

Im no hypocrite.

I dont like her, and I dont want her lunch money................unless I get to kick her ass to get it.

Just sayin


  1. What a stand up chick you are. I salute you :-

  2. Just accept the cash, eat, then SHIT on her desk and say,"here's your change." You missed my Birthday last week turd! How old will you be?

  3. LOL you're a better woman than i... i'd have that bitch pay for my lunch just for the hell of it. ;)

  4. I probably would've ate anyway cause I'm a sucker for free food!

  5. I am so sorry I'm late getting here. Preparations for going home kept me busy. I don't blame you for turning down lunch with Dilda. From the way you describe her, I think it'd give you heartburn

  6. The way I see it, at least the food had the potential to be tolerable, since she usually isn't!

  7. Yeah fuck it, I would have just taken her money, why not.


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