Tuesday, September 11, 2012

no nO NO!!!!!

No,  chocolate chip mint is not better than no ice cream at all.

No,  I do not enjoy an extra day off,  when Im not getting paid for it.

No,  I do not think that I am THAT crazy.

No,  I will not sit idly with my mouth shut when I have so many important things to say.

No,  I do not need to buy your damn circuit board....did you NOT hear me when I said we manufacture ARTIFICIAL VAGINAS?!?!

No,  I do not want a cup of instant coffee when the damn coffee maker, and coffee beans ARE RIGHT THERE!

No,  I will not turn off the spell check on my phone, when it brings me so much damn pleasure.....
because  there IS nothing better than having the spell check change the text from "I will pay you....."  to "I will pussy you.........."

I have said no and awful lot today.


26 comments:

  1. Well said Cho!! I love spell check too!

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  2. I agree. With all of it. But especially with the "No, I don't think I'm THAT crazy." For either of us.

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  3. I don't get paid for any of my days... even if I'm off. (I'm off every day) I don't think I'm THAT crazy, either, it's everybody else.

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  4. I couldn't get past "artificial vaginas".

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  5. Who do you sell those to, artificial females ?

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  6. I love when all the rants of a woman make sense!

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  7. Heff, they sell those things in the backs of porn mags. She has her own version, The Choleesa Fleshlight.

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  8. Annnnnnd, a pair of foam rubber tits that are molds of her tits that take up the entire front seat of your car.

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  9. Where do I sign up ? Visa Card # xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-0987 Code 873, ex 12/15.

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  10. It's kinda fun to GANG up on Choleesa. Expanic never tasted so good.

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    1. Im far too spicy for you guys!!!!

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    2. Cho - I eat habeneros. You aren't.

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    3. thats cause you have only sampled, havent full on ATE

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  11. Cho-Cho, you might be spicy enough to give me diarrhea, but that SURE AS FUCK doesn't mean I wouldn't EAT YOU !

    Aw, snap !!!

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    1. Damn, Lexicon do gives me some soff doodoo but fo fi dolla, dammmmmmmmnnn good.

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    2. oh my gosh HEFF!!! you made me laugh, and it was that "Muttley Laugh"

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  12. Cho - You better watch it. There is someone out there that reads this blog that is in LOVE with Heff, hahahaha

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  13. ...and you and I are ABOVE childish behavior, LMAO !!

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    1. oh yeah, you are the absolutely the most mature of all my commenters....

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  14. Im not a fan of choc. chip mint either

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  15. So glad I came to read the comments!!!! LOL!

    Just checking my phone doesn't mean I'm sending "I will pussy you" messages to my debtors that would be bad news I think

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