Dear Suicidal Dog,
I would appreciate it if the next time you decide to end your mangy
life by flinging your stupid body in front of a car, you would wait til
I pass by.
The thing is, I will not help you commit suicide, I just wont.
I value life on this planet, and no matter how much I told myself:
"hit the dog, hit the dog, hit the dog" ..... in the end, I swerved.
(the last human assisted doggy suicide I participated in, entailed
extensive body work to the company truck, and I just cant do that to my
Thankfully the guy in the lane next to me knew I wouldnt have the balls
to "hit the dog" and he moved out my swerving asses way....
So next time, wait for the chick behind me, she was applying mascara, and wouldnt have even saw you.