Friday, October 26, 2012

Where Ive been.



I am not sure if Ive mentioned this before,  but the company I work for once had 5  divisions....

The vadge factory was actually started as a side business because the owner was a horse owner...
The horse industry took off somewhere along the line, and the vadge factory ended up being one of the primary money makers.
When the owner died,   the family sold off all but two divisions...
The vadge factory and the aerospace division....I dont ever mention the aerospace division, cause quite honestly.......its boring.

The only time it is interesting to say I sell screws is when you throw the vadge factory into the mix....

" So,  Choleesa,  what do you do?"
"Im the purchasing manager at a company."
"but what does your company do?"
"oh we manufacture vaginas, and sell screws"

Oh yeah,  thats exactly how I put it....
most people just lift their eyebrows, and leave it at that. 
I suppose its easy for them to believe exactly THAT. 

I make fake pussies,  and sell screws.....

Anyways, the last couple of weeks,  I have been working on a massive proposal to an aircraft manufacturer that rhymes with Boring....
Every two years,  we renew contracts with them. They haggle, and we haggle.  Then some poor fool has to sit around,  and figure out the pricing on every single size and every single color....then put it on paper.......then they come back and haggle some more,  which requires the paperwork to be redone.....this goes on for a few months....

So thats where Ive been.....

Im THAT poor fool....I have been out shopping for two years worth of screws.....in various sizes, lengths and materials...(all the while making sure we have enough supplies to make the fake twats....)  then I get to put it all on paper....over and over again........just call me the spreadsheet queen............

The "spreadsheet" queen.....
Im sure there is something funny THERE when you add in the vaginas...and the screws........

4 comments:

  1. So you the one that makes the "Fleshlight." I didn't know Cogswells Cogs and Spacely Sprockets had a porn division. Are you the company fluffer?

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  2. what does an aircraft manufacturer do with fake pussys?

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  3. Like KW above I was thinking this was a new exclusive class option on the dreamliner - I clearly fly on the wrong planes you know...

    Oh I see they just want the screws not the twats... probably have enough twats on the screw deal renegotiation team... boom boom!

    Yeah I know not that funny - whatever!

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