Why do you guys keep coming back?? Im not interesting at all!!
This weekend I did nothing...
Well, nothing interesting....
I went to a baby shower, and I won a game.....
The game was a "questionnaire" of television children...
for example: Name the five Huxtable kids....
Name Darth Vadars Children...
Not only did I win....but I WON!!!
I finished way before anyone, and I got every single one of the questions correct....
EVERY SINGLE ONE.
When other people had 6 or 7 correct, I got ALL 15 questions CORRECT...
How many hours of my life did I waste in order to be the "winner" of THAT game??
On Sunday.....(THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE....)
I woke up at 6:45, only to discover with the time change that I woke up at 5:45....
My Sunday morning ritual, is I get up before anyone, make myself some
coffee, and watch some uninterrupted TV - When they get up, then I go
about my day...
This Sunday...I sat on my couch long enough that I began to actually plant roots....
I sat there on my big brown couch, and I trolled facebook, only to discover yet again, how boring I am.
My "friends" are out traveling the world....one in Hawaii, one in Rome,
ones traveling for work, and one just decided to fly up to Oakland for a
football game....while I read about their adventures....ON MY BIG BROWN
Suddenly seeing visions of an oversized Choleesa, skin growing,
attaching itself to the couch, with a crane necessary to remove me upon
my death, I decided to get up.
I decided that maybe Id get to working on my bucket list....(What I
SHOULD have done, was work on my Bucket List POST...but I decided to
tackle one of the easier things first)
One of my items is to read Modern Libraries list of 100 best novels....
I figure it to be one of the easier things, cause I LOVE to read....and Im a hop skip and a jump away from the library.
I decided to start from the bottom and work my way up....cause in my
head #100 will be more boring than #1 and if I get bored with #1, then I
will NEVER complete the list, and I think Id hurt myself if I couldnt
accomplish at least THIS one easy thing on my list..
Well, Choleesas World being the bitch that it is...... Numbers 95 - 100
are not even available at the library, but not to be dissuaded, I
just kept on searching until I found some books on the list that were
actually at the library...and the one I chose to start with: "A room
with a view"
OH. MY. GAWSH.
Those British sure are some wordy fuckers.....
I am BORED!!!
The cover declares it to be a "whimsical comedy" written abouts 1908...I
have yet to laugh at anything other than the fact that I am forcing
myself to read it.
But, I will keep on reading until I am done with that book... Unless it puts me into boredom coma first...
The fact that the book looks like it has never been opened should have been a clue....and now Im wondering....
WHO THE HELL CHOOSES WHAT BOOKS GO ON THIS LIST???
Are they the same fools who nominate crappy movies for awards??