"The trouble with not having a goal is that you spend your life running up and down the field and never score" - Bill Copeland.
When I first read this, I was a tad bit troubled. Cause I am goal-less
But just now as I typed it out, I realized it was a soccer joke....no
goal, no score... haha.
(even more troubled that it took me so long to
When I was little, I thought I wanted to be a singing scientist...
yeah you read that right...
I was going to be a brilliant scientist by day, and by night, I was gonna be a singer....
Fast forward, I failed science my freshman year, and had to take it
again in summer school, and ended up having the same teacher who failed
me....hence he passed me for fear he would end up with me YET AGAIN.
(no seriously, he actually told me that he was going to pass me so he wouldnt have to spend another semester looking at me)
Its not that Im stupid or anything, I just didnt bother to show up to class.....
freshman year equaled freedom and summer school.....well,. it was friggen summer, there were pools to play in and tans to be worked on!!
There is also the fact that I cannot sing....if my life depended on it, they would just shoot me to cease the pain in their ears....
Being a singing scientist was the last thing I can remember wanting to be when I grew up.
And i guess since I ended up being a vadge vendor...that makes me a big fat failure...
Perhaps I could aspire to be something greater.......maybe a
rodeo clown? flapping ass all over the place while running from a
There is a visual for you